So….this weekend, I celebrated my birthday. I had a blast with all my friends and all the free shots, but my one birthday wish (to get laid) didn’t happen. I won’t lie…it’s been AWHILE!   So now I’m here seeing if I can make it happen this way. To be blunt…. I’m CRAZY HORNY…. I’m not [...]

Are you making some yummy margaritas on the beach and I wasn’t invited?  Oh you better be saving me some of that because I have worked up a massive thirst today and not just for margaritas.  I see your shirt is already off so let’s work on the rest of you now.

I remember when I first discovered henna tattoos at a music festival and I immediately got 2 of them.  I absolutely adore them and they look even prettier on my little cutie here.  Come on over any time and we’ll do a little arts and craft time, sweetie